johnwilker.com

Do we need mirrors

Really? Do we? The gym just installed mirrors in the corners. So now from my corner of the locker room I can accidentally see mr. I don’t need a towel to walk to the shower’s ass, on the other side of the locker room. Thanks LA Fitness

Porn Face

“Feel it!” “ARRRRRRGGGGHHHH… Yeeeaaaahhhhh” “One more! One Moooooorrreee!!! You can do it!!!!” If you saw the look on Mikes face you might think he was giving birth, or perhaps staring in a porn flick. In fact, he wasn’t. He was pressing 235 pounds. A new high for Mike. “AAARRRRRHHHHHH” Mike isn’t a pirate either. It’s [...]

It takes 10 years?!?!?

Towards the end of the day today AP got into a conversation with TB and TO. The best part was when AP says, getting streamlined with the kinds of processes we’re trying to put into place takes 10 years or so. “We’re doing pretty good after only one.” What a load of crap. It’s unlikely [...]

10 bucks for a fucked up duck

Had two interesting meetings today. Met with a friend of mine for lunch. Talked about his company and the things he’s doing there. Was really hoping he was gonna say, “we need web and system architects like white people need rhythm.” and actually he did say something like that, unfortunately he’s fighting the good fight, [...]