Monthly Archives: April 2009

Hacking your Kindle!

I stumbled across this while plugging feeds into my Kindlefeeder account (A Must for Kindle owners!!).img_0890

It’s funny too, since I had been wondering if I could add or remove the images it uses as sleep images. They’re ok and all, some are really cool, but they’re getting old.

Was thinking it’d be cool to use my own, greyscale or no.

Low and behold here we are!

The process is crazy easy, and reversible!

I’ve found some images just don’t work, I actually went and took each image I wanted to use, and saved it as 600×800 PNG, but still every once in a while a sleep image is just a blank screen.

Give it a shot! I wish Amazon would open the Kindle up a bit more, I mean really? custom screen images, not very hard Amazon, and definitely makes the device feel more like “me”

My First (well second) creation on the Kindle

So this is my first non 360|Conferences bit of content on the Kindle.

The 360|Flex Session Description guide was put up as a test of our ability to publish content, and how the whole process works.

‘The rEvolution’ is my first shot. It’s a short story I wrote a few years ago. Mainly just a rif on the old tale of Artificial Intelligence kicking our asses, and all that.

I woulda made it free, but Amazon isn’t down with that, so $.99 it is. If you do buy it and hate it, let me know, :) I’ll paypal you $.99

The Kindle platform is dope, I’m really excited by it. You can upload HTML, or a PDF (the PDF formatting seems to suck). The HTML options are pretty limited, but then again it’s supposed to be a book, so you know, not a lot of fancy CSS options in your normal paperback.

The biggest downside is Microsoft Word. Well that kinda goes without saying I know, but “saving as HTML” is completely useless in Word, as many of us know. I almost tried it, just to see how it worked, but figured I’d just make myself angry, so I didn’t even try. One look at the HTML output of my story (which is just paraphraphs, no extra formatting, no font size changes, no color, special chars, etc) I was flabberghasted, no thank you. Clean up on aisle nine!

It wasn’t too painful to output RTF and then paste that into an HTML document in Dreamweaver. Then it was just a matter of replacing BR tags with closing P tags, and throwing in some lightweight CSS action. Viola!

I’m really looking forward to publishing folks’ content, I think the Kindle

So take a look, all criticism welcome, after all I wrote it about 3 years or so ago I think, so I’d love to know what folks think.

Our Country’s new CTO, un qualified for the job

Saw this on Techcrunch and had to voice my disgust.

While I think a great many Silicon Valley CEOs are douchebag tards too busy telling each other how great they are, I think a great many (and many non CA CEOs) are highly intelligent, savvy guys (and gals). All very much people I’d be happy to see serve their country as our CTO.

Instead, President Obama has selected Aneesh Paul Chopra.

So who is Aneesh Paul Chopra? Good question, one I’m sure echoed around the country a lot when it was announced. Lots of “Who?”

Chopra currently serves as Virginia’s Secretary of Technology, and has previous acted as the Managing Director for the Advisory Board Company, where he advised executives on health care operations.

So he’s experienced in our frakked up healthcare system, great.

According to Virginia’s state website, Chopra was recently recognized by Government Technology Magazine’s for excellent ‘use of technology to improve government’, and he was awarded Healthcare Information and Management Systems Society’s 2007 State Leadership Advocacy Award.

So a group government bureaucrats think he’s a great guy, and has ‘improved government’ through technology. Let’s see, healthcare is still expensive and inefficient, hospitals are slow and disorganized, electronic records are non existent. Wonder what he’s been up to? Wonder what makes him even remotely qualified to be our CTO?

I’m sad that President Obama, has chosen a bureaucrat as our CTO. He had an awesome chance to really take us forward technologically.

According to this article published in the Washington Post in 2005, Chopra was not a career technologist before he became Virginia’s Secretary of Technology, but he has extensive experience in policy making.

Great, a clearly non-innovative, non technological person.

When I worked out Ameriquest, one of the worst parts, was the CIO. Like Chopra she wasn’t a coder or technologist. Rather she saw the ‘benefit’ in management over actual experience or expertise. Chopra’s “primary understanding is from customer need, not bits and bytes”. Which == crap. I know because our CIO spouted the same crap when asked what her experience.

The CIO was terrible, her skill was kissing ass, and managing up, coming up with grand schemes that wasted time, wasted effort, wasted money, and in the end got her ousted by a ‘better’ (and equally as technologically inept) ass kisser.

Sadly I doubt President Obama will fire Chopra and replace him, so our first CTO, for the next 4 or 8 years, is a bureaucrat, with little to no TECHNOLOGY experience. I’m not sure what the ‘T’ in Obama’s CTO is, but guessing it’s not Technology.

I know Obama is a politician, but so far he’s two for two as far as I’m concerned, working to squash the illegal wire tapping program Bush started, and now this clear political ass grab.

Ignite Denver 3! in the works!

ignite_denverIgnite Denver is set up for May 13th!

We’ll be at the Irish Snug, watching some awesome, interesting people talk about awesome interesting things.

Ignite is a fun time for all. If you’re in Denver, and reading this, you should definitely RSVP. It’s gonna be fun.

If you think you’ve got something cool, interesting, education, or downright mind blowing awesome, submit a topic on the uservoice site!

Spread the word!

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