Flight attendants want air travel to suck again.

I saw this over the weekend, and nearly tossed my phone. I’ve just started to re-enjoy flying, despite TSA non sense. Southwest has done a great job of making me enjoy my time in the air.

Apparently the Flight attendants union wants to re-ban gate to gate use of electronics. They cite reasons such as “No one listens to the pre flight safety announcement” and “those things could become projectiles”

Let’s debunk.

“Paying attention” With the exception of the 1-2 people every fifth flight who’ve never flown before, no one is listening to the pre-flight safety announcement. Anyone who flies even sort of regularly, knows the exits are 2 in the front, 2 over-wing and maybe 2 in the back, and that sometimes the exit is behind you. We all know our seat floats, we all know to save ourselves before trying to save the old or super young. Some airlines realize how lame the announcement it and just made a video to make it easier to ignore. Also I can ignore you with a paperback book, or in my case until the ban was lifted a copy of sky mall.

“Flying projectiles” First of all, if something is happening that’s causing my kindle to fly about the cabin, that’s probably the last thing anyone is worried about. The impending crash is likely to be much higher on the list. Also paper and hardback books, hurt as well when hurtling through the air. So do water bottles, big goofy ass noise canceling headphones, and any number of other things that have no battery that were never and still aren’t banned.

Thankfully not all Flight Attendants want to ruin air travel, just those in the union… hmmm connection?