Blow drying your nuts

by John Wilker in Random

I work out Monday through friday. My Fiancee and I get up early, we carpool in with another friend, all that jazz. Let me just put you on notice. The LA Fitness in Irvine is full of freaks! Freaks like you can’t imagine.

For the last week or so we’ve noticed this guy who after showering, walks over to the public blow dryers and proceeds to shove the nozel under his towel and blow dry his sack.  Actually he started doing it naked, but I guess figured out that leaving the towel around the waste was more efficient. Who knows. But each day, here he is, blow dryer roaring, making his nuts nice and toasty. Damp crotch is no fun for anyone, but assuming you have a towel (he does) you should be able to do a perfectly acceptable job drying your crotch with a towel. No blow dryer required. No one else does it, you’d think he’d get a little self conscious, nope, not this guy.

Here’s to you, mr. toasty nuts, careful where you aim, I’m guessing the hot tip of a blow dryer nozel on your boys isn’t a good feeling.

3 Responses to “Blow drying your nuts”

  1. mr. toasty nuts says:

    Well paaaardon me for likeing my jewels to shine and the heat really brings that out. AAAnd another thing why do YOU have to watch me dry my sweaty nutsack? Just because your in the same room as moi does not give you the rgiht to look at my cherries. Sure i do it right in front of you all but i like my boys warm and it keeps them up tight. So stop lookin at the goods and keep your eyes on you own prize! Frikkin psycho

  2. John Wilker says:

    Ha ha. You're right, my bad.

  3. Vic says:

    Is there any danger to your sac by doing this?

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