Blow drying your nuts

I work out Monday through friday. My Fiancee and I get up early, we carpool in with another friend, all that jazz. Let me just put you on notice. The LA Fitness in Irvine is full of freaks! Freaks like you can’t imagine.

For the last week or so we’ve noticed this guy who after showering, walks over to the public blow dryers and proceeds to shove the nozel under his towel and blow dry his sack.  Actually he started doing it naked, but I guess figured out that leaving the towel around the waste was more efficient. Who knows. But each day, here he is, blow dryer roaring, making his nuts nice and toasty. Damp crotch is no fun for anyone, but assuming you have a towel (he does) you should be able to do a perfectly acceptable job drying your crotch with a towel. No blow dryer required. No one else does it, you’d think he’d get a little self conscious, nope, not this guy.

Here’s to you, mr. toasty nuts, careful where you aim, I’m guessing the hot tip of a blow dryer nozel on your boys isn’t a good feeling.

By John Wilker

I'm a science fiction writer and conference organizer. In 2017 I published my first book, 'Space Rogues', a fun Sci-Fi adventure with a fun cast of characters. I'm also the co-founder of 360|Conferences, a conference and event logistics consulting company.

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